Who said dude where my car

You got a tattoo! Chester : So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say? Jesse : "Sweet! Chester : "Dude! Jesse : "S - wee - t! Chester : [angry] "Dude! Jesse : [screaming] "Sweet! Jesse : Dude, where's my car? Chester : Where's your car, dude? Jesse : Who's Johnny Potsmoker?

Chester : Oh ,that's my alter ego. Chester : No. Yours is Smokey McPot. Jesse : Oh yeah. Chester : A barn? Jesse : Is it red? Jesse : Then it's not a barn! Pizzacoli : [knocks on the door] Open up, you 2 slackers! Jesse and Chester : [quietly] Mr. Pizzacoli : You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered, and I want some answers!

Jesse and Chester : [notice the undelivered pizzas around the house] Uh-oh. Chester : It's open! Jesse : OHHH! Jesse : Jesse Chester Jesse : Please your shibby at the beep. Chester : Well, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box, dude.

Jesse : I'm not the one who called the Dalai Lama a fag! Zoltan : You gotta activate the Jesse : What? Chester : Hurry, activate it, dude! Chester : I think that's it, dude. Jesse : Thank you, Captain Obvious. Chester : Morphing is cool! Chester : Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts! Jesse : You know what we should do?

Chester : Eat? Jesse : No. Jesse : Eat! I'll bet you that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts. You know why? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Forgot your password?

Retrieve it. TV Shows. Sometimes, stupidity is its own reward. Dude, Where's My Car? Jesse and Chester Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott wake up one morning with absolutely no memory of the night before, but they're confident they must have had a good time.

An irate phone call from their girlfriends quickly makes it clear that they may have had too much of a good time, and will be branded as sucky boyfriends unless they set things right.

The boys set out to get the anniversary gifts they have for the girls in Jesse's car Which of course leads our heroes on a quest, during which they encounter a pot-smoking dog, khaki-wearing cultists, hot chicks from outer space, a cameo by Fabio, and a herd of wild ostriches. Also featuring a cameo by Andy Dick and more babes in bikinis than you can count. Director s : Danny Leiner. IMDB: 5.

Screenplay » Edit Buy. Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker? Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego. Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot. Jesse: Oh yeah. Chinese Foooood Lady: And then? Jesse: No "and then"! Chinese Foooood Lady: And then! Pierre: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man. Mark: Excuse me, what was that? Pierre: Honorable! Mark: What? Mark: I think you're trying to say "honorable"! Mark: No, no the hose! Mark: Maybe later.

Jesse: Dude, it's a llama! Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency! Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games! Jesse: Dude, where's my car? Chester: Where's your car dude? Jesse: DUDE, where's my car? Jesse: Have you seen my car? Christie Boner: Yeah. Jesse: You have? Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat. Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

Jumpsuit Chick 1: We are not dudes. We are hot chicks. Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy. Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too. Chester: Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo. Jesse: Shibby! Chester: Low five. Jesse: Jesse Jesse: Please your shibby at the beep. Jesse: Thanks, dude. Tommy: Stoner-bashin' time! Chester: Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts!

What does mine say? Pizzacoli looks] - Mr. Pizzacoli: A unicorn? Pizzacoli [Tag: animals , horses ]. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. You know what the feeling is? It's love! Dude, you're a dude!